
House: None of which is even close to dispositive. Wilson: And she’s not responding to radiation treatment. House: I thought your uncle died of cancer. House: That’s an HMO lab you might as well have sent it to a high school kid with a chemistry set. Wilson: Protein markers for the three most prevalent brain cancers came up negative. Brain tumors at her age are highly unlikely. Wilson: Hah, yes, just a simple country doctor. House: You’re the oncologist I’m just a lowly infectious disease guy.

You don’t need to actually know anything to figure out what’s wrong. Wilson: No wonder you’re such a renowned diagnostician. House: And your cousin doesn’t like the diagnosis. House: The one who can’t talk, I liked that part. Wilson: You see where the administration might have a problem with that attitude. House: I don’t want them to think I’m a doctor. Wilson: So put on a white coat like the rest of us. House: See that? They all assume I’m a patient because of this cane. Wilson: 29 year old female, first seizure one month ago, lost the ability to speak. Rebecca: Absolutely! You should never keep anything from your parents. Girl 2: Did you tell you mom and dad about your new friend? It’s so much fun to make new friends, isn’t it? Rebecca: Ok, I had a really great weekend, but you can’t tell Miss Melanie, ok? Sidney: How come we always have to tell you what we did, and you never tell us what you did? Rebecca: Ok, Sidney, why don’t you tell us what you did this weekend.

Melanie: Please tell me you know that for a fact. Melanie: There’s something either very wrong with you, or there’s something very wrong with him. You spent the night, the alarm didn’t work. Melanie: I don’t doubt it, no bus stops near Brad’s. Rebecca: You’re not going to like the answer. This transcript is unofficial, and should UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be copied or distributed, especially for commercial use. DISCLAIMER: We don't own "HOUSE." It's owned by FOX and NBC/Universal, and produced by Heel and Toe Films and Bad Hat Harry Productions.
